Fiat joke

[kev131]

A Limerick senior citizen drove his brand new Fiat convertible out of the car dealership.
Taking off down the motorway, he floored it to 90 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through his grey hair
'Amazing!' he thought as he flew out the N7, enjoying pushing the pedal to the metal even more.
 
Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a Garda car behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring.
'I can get away from him - no problem!' thought the elderly nutcase as he floored it to 110mph, then 120, then 130mph.
Suddenly, he thought, 'What on earth am I doing? I'm too old for this nonsense!' So he pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the Garda car to catch up with him.
 
Pulling in behind him, the Garda officer walked up to the driver's side of the Fiat, looked at his watch and said,
'Sir, my shift ends in 10 minutes. Today is Friday and I'm taking off for the weekend. If you can give me a reason why you were speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go.'
 
The man, looked very seriously at the policeman, and replied,
'Years ago, my wife ran off with a Garda. I thought you were bringing her back.'
'Have a nice day, Sir,' said the Garda.

[eugene]

Nice one Kev .Eugene

[kev131]

IRISH BLONDE IN A CASINO

An attractive blonde from Cork arrived at a Casino parking her Fiat 131 Sport outside first.?

Upon entering the establishment she bet
twenty-thousand euros on a single roll of the dice, She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude".
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With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled,"Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"

As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed..."YES! YES! I WON, I WON!"

She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed to her waiting Mirafiori.

The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"

The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."

MORAL OF THE STORY -

Not all Irish are stupid and not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men. !!